So...today I'll be talking about me, as usual, and these are the things that I am thinking of directly from the top of my head:
1. I've decided that I need to retire by about 50 or 55. The thing is, I need to have a second career. I figure if I have about 20 years to do that before my mind really hits the skids, I should be ok. I think my second career is writing, but I might be a liason for contractors and builders or own a shop. Isn't it terrible that I'm plotting a second career when the first one hasn't even gotten off of the ground yet?
2. I discovered yoga. Isn't it annoying when people find out about something that you've known about FOREVER and then they act like it's a new thing? This is what I am doing. Since I have now taken four weeks of kettlebells and kundalini, I pretty much invented them. And this stuff is better than the wheel. Should you like to join me when you are in town, see The Center.
3. I'm moving to the UK. I don't know when. Probably never. I've gone and hampered myself with children and a husband, so the timeline on this is highly questionable. The following are the reasons that my mind is moving to England: Jane Austen, Shakespeare, Chaucer, a monarchy, Kate Middleton, Harry Potter, Tudor style, X factor, Cher Lloyd and Cheryl Cole, Top Shop, All Saints, the British pound, stupid phrasing like calling things "blooming" or "bloody" or "brilliant," and WAGs. Plus, in Britain, I would have an accent.
4. On NYE this year, TJ and I will be attending Cirque de la Symphonie. I think this is hilarious. He does not. I'm an old bag, though, and I'd rather watch grown up Ice Capades* than go to a raging bash. I'm searching for meaning in this.
5. That's it. People keep calling me and interrupting my flow. I hope you all have a good day. Should anyone ever read this, feel free to post any random thoughts about yourselves that you'd like to since I've wasted so much of your time in this fashion.
*editing credit: Leeanne P.-S.
